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Hometown Happenings

Hi there. I’m Ted. I’m Amelia’s boyfriend. I’m going to write this blog this week. I’ve never really seen The Bachelorette. Buckle up. It’s hometown date week! Which is a very big deal on this show. It proves that these guys pretend-love this lady so much that they’re willing to show how disastrous their families… Continue reading Hometown Happenings

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I Really Really Like You

Welcome back, Bachelor Nation. It feels good to be back with a normal episode after breaks and double episodes and too many To Be Continued screens to count. If you missed this week’s episode because you’re off enjoying your summer, here’s what you need to know: Rachel went on four dates this week. Three one-on-ones… Continue reading I Really Really Like You

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To Thine Own Self Be True

We had a whirlwind two-night Bachelorette event this week and just when I thought things in Bachelor Nation were getting a little too predictable, Rachel threw some curveballs. In case you have better things to be doing than watching four hours of reality television (and I’d like to know what you deem more important than… Continue reading To Thine Own Self Be True

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D-i-s-i-n-g-e-n-u-o-u-s. Disingenuous.

Forewarning: I wasn’t suuuuuper into this episode. It’s not my fault though. A thunderstorm kicked out my cable for a little bit so I didn’t get the full experience. This episode also seemed to be aaaaall arguing. I don’t know why, but this is just more enjoyable on The Bachelor. We left off with Lee… Continue reading D-i-s-i-n-g-e-n-u-o-u-s. Disingenuous.

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Waka Waka Fart Joke

And we’re back! Thank goodness. I could hardly sleep all week not knowing where DeMario and Rachel stand…just kidding. But I was anxious to know who goes home, as it messes with my fantasy bracket. Last season I was picking girls to get date roses not knowing they had been sent home at during the… Continue reading Waka Waka Fart Joke

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Men Are Dogs

It’s the second week of The Bachelorette and already we’ve seen tears, arguments, confrontations, and an early elimination. I’m really excited to be able to remember who each person is and for some good drama to start. Just in case you missed out on all of the excitement this week, here are the 10 most… Continue reading Men Are Dogs

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AJ, Waboom, and Perfect Facial Features

I’ve missed you, Bachelor Nation! It seemed like this season of The Bachelorette wasn’t highly advertised, which is surprising considering how historic it is. But worry not if you missed the first episode! I am here with 10 things you need to know before following Rachel on her journey for love. Rachel showed us a peek… Continue reading AJ, Waboom, and Perfect Facial Features