Welcome to Paris! The city of having meaningful one sentence conversations and then making out. Also, has this season flown by for anyone else? Are there fewer episodes or something? I feel like we just started! But here we Arie…sorry. The first date was for Lauren. I’ve been rooting for her since the beginning, mostly… Continue reading Arie You Done Yet?
Monday. The best day of the week, my peeps. I love watching this show. It’s mindless and it’s fun and it’s simple and it’s funny. But hooooly cow. Arie is so boring. I thought Ben was boring and now I owe an apology to Ben. At least he could have a meaningful conversation with someone.… Continue reading Limited Vocabul-Arie
Y’all. Arie knows one word. That word is amazing. He’s so dumb and so dull and I hope he finds a wife on this show and proves everyone wrong and that will be the most exciting thing he’s ever done. Here are the highlights from this week. Arie’s first date was a one-on-one with Sienne.… Continue reading You Arie Amazing!
The first group date was a Gorgeous Ladies of The Bachelor wrestling date for Marikh, Bibiana, Tia, Jacqueline, Krystal, Bekah, Maquel, and Lauren B. I think Arie was trying to go for a young and hip look on this date but he looked like a waiter. With dates like this you really just have to… Continue reading Arie You Best in Show?
Welcome, welcome! The champagne is popped and the limos are parked and the claws are coming out. Here are the top ten things you should take away from the second week of The Bachelor. Becca got the first one-on-one date, which is completely appropriate as she is the best girl in Arie’s bunch. She got… Continue reading Arie You Serious?
Here go y’all. Welcome to Janu-Arie. I’m so s-arie that this recap is a little late. I was in M-arie-land. Okay, I’m done with that now. Probabl-arie. Also! It’s not too late to join my fantasy league! I’m considering giving a prize even. We’ll see…join here. You’ve probably already met Arie’s bachelorettes in the numerous… Continue reading Arie-You Looking For Love?
Y’all, we don’t even need a list of ten things that happened this week on The Bachelorette. One thing happened and that one thing was the most frustrating argument I’ve ever seen. After Peter and Bryan’s fantasy suite dates, Eric not receiving a rose, and Rachel’s last dates before the final rose, she had an… Continue reading Really, Rachel?