Welcome to Paris! The city of having meaningful one sentence conversations and then making out. Also, has this season flown by for anyone else? Are there fewer episodes or something? I feel like we just started! But here we Arie…sorry. The first date was for Lauren. I’ve been rooting for her since the beginning, mostly… Continue reading Arie You Done Yet?
Monday. The best day of the week, my peeps. I love watching this show. It’s mindless and it’s fun and it’s simple and it’s funny. But hooooly cow. Arie is so boring. I thought Ben was boring and now I owe an apology to Ben. At least he could have a meaningful conversation with someone.… Continue reading Limited Vocabul-Arie
The first group date was a Gorgeous Ladies of The Bachelor wrestling date for Marikh, Bibiana, Tia, Jacqueline, Krystal, Bekah, Maquel, and Lauren B. I think Arie was trying to go for a young and hip look on this date but he looked like a waiter. With dates like this you really just have to… Continue reading Arie You Best in Show?
Welcome, welcome! The champagne is popped and the limos are parked and the claws are coming out. Here are the top ten things you should take away from the second week of The Bachelor. Becca got the first one-on-one date, which is completely appropriate as she is the best girl in Arie’s bunch. She got… Continue reading Arie You Serious?
Here go y’all. Welcome to Janu-Arie. I’m so s-arie that this recap is a little late. I was in M-arie-land. Okay, I’m done with that now. Probabl-arie. Also! It’s not too late to join my fantasy league! I’m considering giving a prize even. We’ll see…join here. You’ve probably already met Arie’s bachelorettes in the numerous… Continue reading Arie-You Looking For Love?