Arie You Done Yet?

Welcome to Paris! The city of having meaningful one sentence conversations and then making out. Also, has this season flown by for anyone else? Are there fewer episodes or something? I feel like we just started! But here we Arie…sorry. The first date was for Lauren. I’ve been rooting for her since the beginning, mostly… Continue reading Arie You Done Yet?

Limited Vocabul-Arie

Monday. The best day of the week, my peeps. I love watching this show. It’s mindless and it’s fun and it’s simple and it’s funny. But hooooly cow. Arie is so boring. I thought Ben was boring and now I owe an apology to Ben. At least he could have a meaningful conversation with someone.… Continue reading Limited Vocabul-Arie

Arie You Best in Show?

The first group date was a Gorgeous Ladies of The Bachelor wrestling date for Marikh, Bibiana, Tia, Jacqueline, Krystal, Bekah, Maquel, and Lauren B. I think Arie was trying to go for a young and hip look on this date but he looked like a waiter. With dates like this you really just have to… Continue reading Arie You Best in Show?

Arie You Serious?

Welcome, welcome! The champagne is popped and the limos are parked and the claws are coming out. Here are the top ten things you should take away from the second week of The Bachelor. Becca got the first one-on-one date, which is completely appropriate as she is the best girl in Arie’s bunch. She got… Continue reading Arie You Serious?

Arie-You Looking For Love?

Here go y’all. Welcome to Janu-Arie. I’m so s-arie that this recap is a little late. I was in M-arie-land. Okay, I’m done with that now. Probabl-arie. Also! It’s not too late to join my fantasy league! I’m considering giving a prize even. We’ll see…join here. You’ve probably already met Arie’s bachelorettes in the numerous… Continue reading Arie-You Looking For Love?

Men Are Dogs

It’s the second week of The Bachelorette and already we’ve seen tears, arguments, confrontations, and an early elimination. I’m really excited to be able to remember who each person is and for some good drama to start. Just in case you missed out on all of the excitement this week, here are the 10 most… Continue reading Men Are Dogs

Nick’s Fantasies – Part 2

Our time with Nick is (finally) coming to an end. This week we saw the second hour of his fantasy suite dates as well as Women Tell All. If you missed this three hour extravaganza, here’s what you need to know: It seems that Raven was very satisfied after her night with Nick. So satisfied… Continue reading Nick’s Fantasies – Part 2