Arie-You Looking For Love?

Here go y’all. Welcome to Janu-Arie. I’m so s-arie that this recap is a little late. I was in M-arie-land. Okay, I’m done with that now. Probabl-arie. Also! It’s not too late to join my fantasy league! I’m considering giving a prize even. We’ll see…join here. You’ve probably already met Arie’s bachelorettes in the numerous… Continue reading Arie-You Looking For Love?

Waka Waka Fart Joke

And we’re back! Thank goodness. I could hardly sleep all week not knowing where DeMario and Rachel stand…just kidding. But I was anxious to know who goes home, as it messes with my fantasy bracket. Last season I was picking girls to get date roses not knowing they had been sent home at during the… Continue reading Waka Waka Fart Joke

Happily Ever After?

We made it! We don’t have to see Nick Viall ever again until next week when Dancing with the Stars premieres! I’ll be completely honest, I didn’t catch this entire episode. It wasn’t on purpose! My DVR pooped out and didn’t record the first hour. So leaving out Vanessa’s date, here’s what you need to… Continue reading Happily Ever After?

Nick’s Fantasies – Part 2

Our time with Nick is (finally) coming to an end. This week we saw the second hour of his fantasy suite dates as well as Women Tell All. If you missed this three hour extravaganza, here’s what you need to know: It seems that Raven was very satisfied after her night with Nick. So satisfied… Continue reading Nick’s Fantasies – Part 2

Nick’s Fantasies – Part 1

We only got to enjoy one hour of The Bachelor last night, which means this will be short and sweet. Next week we will have three hours of Bachelor Nation goodness, but for now, this is all you need to know- 1. I’m not really sure why Andi came to see Nick. I wouldn’t really… Continue reading Nick’s Fantasies – Part 1

Hometown Happenings

If you missed Nick visiting the hometowns of his remaining bachelorettes, here’s 10 things that you need to know: Nick seems really really super awkward. I don’t know many dads who would like their daughter bringing someone from The Bachelor home, but I really don’t know who would like a three time Bachelor alum. 2.… Continue reading Hometown Happenings